Life After Married 1

If you know that your wife love to do laundry, don’t leave your Jeans around cause your wife will clear it and wash it. More often you leave it around, more often your wife will clear and wash it. Until one day you will start to realize there is something wrong with your Jeans! Hahahhaha!!!! Even though it’s your favorite Levi’s!

While you two watching the TV, when it’s about commercial time, change the channel to 411 (HBO-Astro) cause when your wife sees the new Downy especially in Pink she will asked for it!

“Hubby!!!!! I want that…..pleaseeee……”

No matter what your agenda is make sure you settle it before your husband reach home from work. If not, he will surely give you his long face and not-talking-to-you expression like. Hahhaa!!!

Whenever you in a car, before you turn on the radio, make sure that your wife favorite record not in there! If not, the only song you will hear is you wife singing the same song repeatedly. Then, she will ask you whether her singing sound good or not? Then, you gonna have to say…

“Wahh!! Even Katy Perry doesn’t sound like you!!”

Suddenly, house hunting becomes such a fun thing to do!! Aim for the ‘Rumah Contoh’ and go take a look inside. The wife will start to comments on the kitchen, how long the cupboard will be customize, where the fridge will be place and the hubby will talk about where to put the LCD TV! Hahhaaa!!

Whenever you hurt yourself, you can always tell your hubby and show him your wound. He will treat your wound with his magic word and kiss!

“Bismillahirahmanirahim! Fuh!! Fuh!! Ok, kejap lagi baik lah tu…”

When you wake up in the morning with your messy hair and suddenly your hubby wakes up too, ask him do you look pretty or not. He surely will not answer it, coz he will give you his sweet kiss as the answer.

Whenever you try a new recipe that you get it online, you don’t have to worry about the taste, cause someone will definitely finish it for you without complaint but compliment! Though you yourself don’t event like the taste of the recipes!